1. |
Butch Mary
01:43
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Ricky:
WHEN DID YOU GET TO
BE SO BUTCH, MARY?
WHEN DID YOU START TO
ACT SO STRAIGHT?
THE LAST TIME THAT I SAW YOU
IT WAS JUST THE OTHER DAY,
AND I HAVE GOT TO SAY,
YOU WERE LOOKIN' MIGHTY GAY!
WHERE DID YOU GET THE
HIGH TOP BOOTS, HELEN?
WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO KID TONIGHT?
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL US
WITH THAT STUBBLE ON YOUR CHEEK?
THE WAY YOU HOLD YOUR CIGARETTE,
THE WAY YOU TAKE A LEAK!
WHEN DID YOU GET TO
BE SO BUTCH, MARY?
WHEN DID YOU START
TO GUZZLE BUD?
I USED TO SEE YOU DANCIN'
WITH A LACY PAPER FAN,
TONIGHT I DID A DOUBLE TAKE-
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MAN!
WHERE DID YOU BUY YOUR
BASEBALL CAP, HELEN?
WHERE DID YOU LEARN
TO SCRATCH YOUR NUTS?
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT COMPUTERS
AND YOUR FAVORITE FOREIGN WAR.
YOU MUST BE AFTER SOMETHING
THAT YOU NEVER HAD BEFORE.
INSTEAD OF SINGING
THE SONGS FROM MAME,
YOU'RE SINGING
THE HOCKEY SCORE!
WHAT'S A MODERN
QUEEN TO DO?
MARY, IS IT REALLY YOU?
YOU'RE TELLING EVERYBODY
THAT YOUR GIVEN NAME IS "SPIKE”.
IT'S EVERY ONE'S PREROGATIVE
TO DRESS THE WAY THEY LIKE,
BUT LISTEN TO YOUR SISTER SUE,
YOU LOOK MORE
LIKE A DYKE!
WHAT'S A MODERN
QUEEN TO DO?
MARY, IS IT REALLY-
MARY, IS IT REALLY-
MARY, IS IT REALLY YOU?
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2. |
Reunited Sister Act
01:45
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Jane:
SHE CAN HARDLY SING,
SHE SURE CAN’T DANCE,
HERE SHE IS-
MY SISTER BLANCHE,
IN OUR REUNITED SISTER ACT TONIGHT.
Blanche:
SHE’S QUITE A BITCH.
AND VERY BOLD,
JANE STILL THINKS
SHE’S SIX YEARS OLD,
IN OUR REUNITED SISTER ACT TONIGHT.
Jane:
MY HAIR WAS ALWAYS CURLIER.
Blanche:
YOUR HIPS WERE ALWAYS BURLIER.
Jane:
YOU FORGET WHAT I DID TO YOU EARLIER,
SHUT UP BITCH AND SING!
Blanche:
A HOLLYWOOD LEGEND-
Jane:
A HOLLYWOOD TRAMP-
Both:
PUT US TOGETHER AND WE SPELL CAMP,
IN OUR REUNITED SISTER ACT TONIGHT.
Blanche:
You know Bette, I thought Vivian Leigh was perfect in GONE WITH THE WIND.
Jane:
Is that so? Selznik promised that role to me—then gave it to Vivian Leigh! Tell me, how much preparation did you have to do for that role in STRAIGHT JACKET?
Blanche:
A helluva lot more than you had to do for your role in JEZEBEL!
Jane:
Is that a fact? Who taught you how to act Crawford, Madame Touseaud?
Blanche:
You know you’d be a lot prettier if you let those little bangs grow-
Jane:
And you’d be a lot more entertaining if you weren’t in that chair—
But you ARE in that chair Blanche, you ARE!!!!!
Blanche:
A HOLLYWOOD LEGEND-
Jane:
A HOLLYWOOD TRAMP-
Both:
PUT US TOGETHER AND WE SPELL CAMP
IN OUR REUNITED SISTER ACT TONIGHT!
Jane:
Say goodnight, Blanche.
Blanche:
(shouting through the duct tape.) Good night, Blanche.
Both:
IN OUR REUNITED SISTER ACT TONIGHT!
Ata girl!
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3. |
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Plain Wm:
"How to be a Drag Queen for Profit and fun"
Chapter one.
ARE YOU PART OF GLIB AMERICANA?
DO YOU WANT TO CALL YOURSELF IVANA?
THIS BOOK CAN GET YOU STARTED
ON THE ROAD TO FAME,
HOW TO PUT YOUR ACT TOGETHER,
HOW TO CHOOSE THE PERFECT NAME!
OUR SIMPLE SYSTEM OF ADDITION,
HELPS OVERCOME YOUR INHIBITION.
RESULTS WILL SOON SURPRISE YOU,
MAGIC WILL BE MADE.
YOUR FAMILY WILL NOT
RECOGNIZE YOU
WHEN YOU START TO
THROW THEM SHADE!
DRAG QUEEN!
YOU'LL BE A DRAG QUEEN!
A WOMAN DRESSED IN FEMALE
CAMOUFLAGE.
DRAG QUEEN!
YOU'LL BE A DRAG QUEEN!
AND WORTHY OF A DRAG QUEEN'S
ENTOURAGE.
(TWO BOYS ENTER wearing safety vests and construction helmet. One carries a tape measure, the other, large make-up brushes and a small paint roller.)
Plain Wm:
Who are you?
Boys:
We come with the book! We're here to help.
(They start to measure and remove her slippers. She is a bit frightened but excited.)
Plain Wm:
Oooh, No, Not there!
Boys:
IN NO TIME YOU'LL BE ON THE CIRCUIT,
Plain Wm:
(AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH!)
Boys:
PERFORMING NUMBERS LIKE A PRO!
Plain Wm:
(AHH AHH AHH AHH!)
Boys:
YOU'LL SIGN YOU'RE LITHOGRAPHS
WITH SHINY SILVER INK,
HOW THE CROWDS
WILL CHEER YOUR ENTRANCE,
WHEN YOU STEP ON STAGE TO LIP-SYNC!
YOUR HAIR! YOUR LIPS!
YOUR GLAMOUR LASHES!
YOUR TECHNICOLOR LIDDED EYES!
YOUR CLEAVAGE SO ABUNDANT,
NOTHING TO CONCEAL,
BECAUSE YOU KNOW
FROM HEAD TO TOE
THAT EVERYTHING'S
COMPLETELY REAL!
DRAG QUEEN!
YOU'LL BE A DRAG QUEEN!
Plain Wm:
AMAZING ALL MY NEIGHBORS
AND MY FRIENDS!
DRAG QUEEN!
I'LL BE A DRAG QUEEN!
THE LATEST THING
IN HETEROSEXUAL TRENDS.
All Three:
LIFE WILL BE PERFECT AS A DRAG QUEEN!
YOU'LL WANT FOR NOTHING IN A GOWN!
THE OTHER DRAGS WILL BE BACKSTAGE
TO HELP UNZIP YOU,
AFTER PERFECT STRANGERS
CALL YOUR NAME
AND COME ON STAGE TO TIP YOU!
(She is proudly crowned with a big red velvet crown. She begins accepting dollar bills from the boys and members of the audience.)
DRAG QUEEN!
FINALLY A DRAG QUEEN
Woman:
MY CINDERELLA STORY HAS BEGUN!
All 3:
DRAG QUEEN!
.
WOMAN:
I AM A DA- RAG QA- WEEN!
A GLAMOROUS DRAG QUEEN
FOR PROFIT
AND-
(She lip sync’s the last note as it should be.)
Ricky:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
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4. |
Tired of Being Gay
02:34
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Ricky
I'VE MARCHED IN ALL THE PRIDE PARADES.
I'VE RAISED MY VOICE IN SONG.
IN THE INTERIM,
I JOINED THE GYM
TO KEEP MY BODY STRONG.
I'VE DONE IT ALL.
I'VE SEEN IT ALL.
FORGIVE ME WHEN I SAY,
I'M TIRED OF BEING GAY.
I'VE PARTIED TIL THE COWS CAME HOME
WITH GLITTER IN MY HAIR.
I'VE MET THE BUNCH,
FOR SUNDAY BRUNCH,
IN JUST MY UNDER WARE.
I'VE STRUCK A POSE.
AND FILLED MY NOSE.
I'VE DANCED THE NIGHT AWAY,
NOW I'M TIRED OF BEIN’ GAY
I'VE RIPPED MY ABS.
I'VE RIPPED MY JEANS.
I'VE ANSWERED ADS IN MAGAZINES.
I'VE POSTERED WALLS AND FLYERED CARS.
I'VE TWO-STEPPED
IN THE COUNTRY BARS.
I'VE SPENT MY RENT
IN SHOPPING MALLS,
I'VE GROWN A BEARD
AND SHAVED MY BALLS!
I'VE DONE ALL THAT A MAN CAN DO
TO KEEP HIS SOCIAL STANDING,
BUT OH, MY DEARS
YOU TRENDY QUEERS
ARE JUST SO DAMNED DEMANDING!
I'VE HAD MY FUN,
AND NOW I'M UNINSPIRED
AND BLASÉ,
AND SO TIRED OF BEIN’ GAY.
I KNEW SOMEDAY WHEN ALL
WAS SAID AND DONE
I'D HAVE TO PAY,
BUT WHO KNEW THAT
I'D HAVE TO SEND
THE CHECK TO DORIAN GREY!
I'M STILL A HOMO DEEP INSIDE
ALTHOUGH MY SPIRIT'S SAGGIN',
I MUST CONFESS,
I'M JUST A MESS,
MY FAGGOT ASS IS DRAGGIN'.
“CALGON, TAKE ME AWAY!”
I'M TIRED OF BEING GAY.
YOU KNOW I’M TIRED,
SO TIRED,
TIRED OF BEIN’ GAY.
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5. |
Femme Harry
01:43
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Tracie:
WHEN DID YOU GET TO
BE SO FEMME, HARRY?
WHEN DID YOU START TO
PLUCK YOUR BROW?
THE OTHER DAY AT PRACTICE
YOU WERE HUGGIN' SECOND BASE,
AND NOW I SEE YOU MUGGIN'
WITH MASCARA ON YOUR FACE!
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO
WALK IN HEELS , HARRY?
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO
GLOSS THOSE LIPS?
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TIMBERLANDS?
THAT PARKA WITH THE HOOD?
BEFORE YOU HAD YOUR COLORS DONE
YOU USED TO LOOK SO GOOD!
WHEN DID YOU GET TO
BE SO FEMME, HARRY?
WHATEVER MADE YOU
PERM YOUR HAIR?
YOUR FINGER NAILS ARE SCULPTED
AND YOUR PANTIES MATCH YOUR BRA,
ANY MINUTE YOU'LL BE SINGIN'
QUE SERA,SERA!
WHERE DID YOU LEARN
TO SHAVE YOUR LEGS, HARRY?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE
INSIDE THAT PURSE?
HOW MANY LITTLE ANIMALS DIED
SO YOU COULD PAINT YOUR FACE?
YOU USED TO CARRY A FORTY-FIVE
AND NOW YOU CARRY MACE.
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO START
YOUR KAWASAKI WITH SUCH GRACE?
HARRY, SAY IT CAN'T BE TRUE.
HARRY IS IT REALLY YOU?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HARRY
THAT THE WOMEN ALL ADORE?
YOUR MAKE-UP IS UNEVEN
AND YOUR FEET LOOK REALLY SORE.
DO YOU REALLY THINK
YOU'LL FIND A LOVER
LOOKING LIKE SUCH A WHORE?
WHAT'S A MODERN
DYKE TO DO?
HARRY, IS IT REALLY,
HARRY, IS IT REALLY,
HARRY, IS IT REALLY YOU?
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6. |
Ricky Paul - Barfly
01:15
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Ricky:
HE'S THE HAPPY HOUR HONEY
YOU DISMISS WITH A WINK.
HE NEVER SPENDS HIS MONEY,
AND HE NURSES EVERY DRINK,
HE'S THE BARFLY...
BARFLY!
SCARFIN' DOWN THE PRETZELS.
WOOFIN' DOWN THE CHIPS.
ALWAYS BUMMIN' CIGARETTES
AND STEALIN' PEOPLE'S TIPS.
HE'S THE BARFLY...
BARFLY!
HE WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR
EVERYDAY WITHOUT FAIL.
THE BARTENDER SEES HIM
AND HANDS HIM HIS MAIL.
HE PICKS OUT A BARSTOOL
AND SPRAYS IT WITH GLUE,
AND THAT'S WHERE YOU'LL FIND HIM
TIL TEN AFTER TWO!
HE'S THE BARFLY...
BARFLY!
EVERYONE ELSE IS A FAR CRY,
GET A LIFE.
GET A JOB.
GET A CLUE.
THERE WILL NEVER BE A BARFLY LIKE YOU-
OOH OOH OOH,
OOH OOH OOH,
OHH OHH OHH,
OHH, BARFLY!
*********
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7. |
The Fam'ly Calhoun
01:26
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Son:
EVERYBODY LISTEN TO THE STORY I TELL,
MY DADDY MET MY MOMMY
AND THEY GOT ALONG SWELL.
THEY'RE ABOUT AS HAPPY AS A
TRANSGENDERED COUPLE COULD BE.
AND BEFORE THEIR RE-ASSIGNMENT,
MY MOMMY AND MY DADDY HAD ME.
(RICKY and TRACIE enter as his parents. He is dressed in female drag and
she is dressed as a construction worker. They wrap Chuck in a big rainbow flag.)
THEY HAD THE OPERATION
NOW THEY'RE SWAPPING SHIRTS.
MOMMY WEARS THE BOXER SHORTS
AND DADDY WEARS SKIRTS.
AND WHEN THE CHANGES,
WE HANG OUT A COLORFUL FLAG,
CAUSE NOW MY DADDY
DATES A LESBIAN,
AND MY MOMMY DATES
A MAN DRESSED IN DRAG.
THEY REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER,
AND THEIR LOVERS
LOVE EACH OTHER,
AND SOON-
Parents:
OH, VERY SOON...
Son:
ALL OF US TOGETHER,
WILL WALK A LOT OF MILES IN JUNE!
Parents:
A LOTTA MILES IN JUNE...
Son:
COME AND MEET MY FAMILY,
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
THE FAM'LY CALHOUN!
ANNOUNCER:
Tune in next week when the family Calhoun
attends the mother/son communion breakfast...
All Three:
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE
THE FAM'LY CALHOUN!
*******
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8. |
Muff Divers
01:05
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Ricky:
THE ARMY'S BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL!
Chuck:
THE POLICE HAVE ALL FAILED!
Ricky:
THESE CRIMINALS NEED
TO BE APPREHENDED,
Chuck:
CONVICTED AND JAILED!
Both:
THIS IS A JOB FOR THE-
MUFF DIVERS!
MUFF DIVERS!
(TRACIE enters in scuba diving equipment, snorkel and a S.W.A.T. helmet.)
WHEN LIFE IS IN THE BALANCE,
WITHOUT A SECOND TO LOSE,
THEY LEAP ON TO THE CRIME SCENE
IN THEIR COMFORTABLE SHOES.
THEY'RE THE MUFF DIVERS,
MUFF DIVERS!
WHO NEEDS THE MEN
ON THE S.W.A.T. TEAM?
WE'LL GET RESULTS
WITH THE TWAT TEAM!
MUFF DIVERS!
MUFF DIVERS!
FIGHTING FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE
AND THE AMERICAN GAY.
GO, MUFF DIVERS, GO!
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9. |
Everything Blows
02:16
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"Liza" aka Chuck:
intro....Hit it!
EVERYONE KNOWS,
THAT EVERYTHING BLOWS!
TELL ME WHAT DOESN’T
SUCK ANYMORE?
ONCE MY LIFE WAS A CABARET,
NOW IT’S AN APPLEBEE’S
WITH KAREOKE BUFFET!
COULD EVERYONE PLEASE
GET UP OFF YOUR KNEES,
I’M TIRED OF LOOKING OVER
YOUR SHOULDER.
IT’S TIME TO WAKE UP
AND NAIL DOWN EVERYTHING GAY,
BEFORE EVERYTHING GAY
BLOWS AWAY!
Liza & Boys:
EVERYONE KNOWS
THAT EVERYTHING BLOWS,
TELL ME WHAT DOESN’T
SUCK ANYMORE?
Boys:
ONCE HER LIFE WAS A CABARET,
NOW IT’S AN APPLEBEE’S
WITH KAREOKE BUFFET!
Liza & Boys:
SO COULD EVERYONE PLEASE
GET UP OFF YOUR KNEES,
I’M TIRED OF LOOKING OVER
YOUR SHOULDER.
IT’S TIME TO WAKE UP
AND NAIL DOWN EVERYTHING GAY
BEFORE EVERYTHING GAY
BLOWS AWAY!
BEFORE EVERYTHING GAY
BLOWS AWAY!
BEFORE EVERYTHING GAY
BLOWS AWAY!
BEFORE EVERYTHING GAY
BLOWS AWAY!
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10. |
Sophisticated Twinkee
02:19
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Tracie:
YOU WERE THE FAVORITE AT THE CLUB
FOR SO MANY YEARS,
YOU KNEW THEM ALL.
LOT'S OF BEERS,
AND A WHOLE LOTTA PINBALL,
SHAKE IT UP!
WITH YOUR ASS TO THE WORLD,
AND YOUR BANGS IN YOUR EYES
YOU COULD JUST TURN AROUND
AND PICK YOUR PRIZE.
ONE HAD A BEACH HOUSE
AND ONE HAD A DUNGEON,
AND ONE HAD A REALLY BIG
HEART...
OH, YO WERE A SIGHT TO BEHOLD,
BEFORE YOU WERE TIRED AND OLD-
SOPHISTICATED TWINKEE IT'S TRUE,
THEY'RE ALL YOUNGER NOW THAN YOU.
AMPHITHEATER INGENUE.
YOU WENT FROM DENNIS THE MENACE
TO DEATH IN VENICE
IN ONLY A COUPLE OF YEARS,
OR SO IT APPEARS.
IN THE CORNER OF YOUR EYES
I SEE JUST A HINT OF MAKE-UP.
SOPHISTICATED TWINKEE
IT'S TIME YOU WAKE UP!
YOUR TEENS AND YOUR TWENTIES
HAVE TAKEN THEIR TOLL,
TWINKEE YOU'RE A
THIRTY YEAR OLD TROLL.
TWINKEE YOU'RE A
THIRTY YEAR OLD TROLL.
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11. |
Cologne Clone
02:52
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“Eartha” aka Chuck
COLOGNE CLONE!
COLOGNE CLONE!
HE WORKED AT J.C. PENNY'S,
HE USED TO WORK AT SEARS,
HE'S HOLDING COURT AT MACY'S
WITH A HUNDRED OTHER QUEERS.
TAKE THE ELEVATOR UP
TO ANY FRAGRANCE FLOOR,
HE'LL SPRAY YOU WITH INFINITY
OR SOMETHING FROM DIOR.
HE'LL OFFER YOU A SAMPLE
FROM THE PERRY ELLIS LINE,
VERSACE, HERMES,
AND EVEN CALVIN KLEIN.
YOU ONLY WENT TO BROWSE
AND NOW YOU SMELL
JUST LIKE A WHORE,
HE COVERS YOU WITH PASSION
AS YOU FIGHT TO FIND THE DOOR!
BEWARE THE COLOGNE CLONE
CIRCLE HIS COUNTER WITH CARE
BEWARE THE COLOGNE CLONE
HE WORKS ON COMMISSION
I SWEAR
PLEASE DON'T HOLD ME HOSTAGE
WITH THAT BOTTLE IN YOUR FIST,
DON'T BACK ME IN THE CORNER,
DON'T TRY AND SPRAY MY WRISTS.
DO YOU THINK I SMELL THAT BAD?
DO YOU THINK I'LL POUNCE,
ON A BRONZER MADE BY POLO
THAT RUNS NINETY BUCKS AN OUNCE?
ALREADY I'M A SMORGASBORD
OF SCENTS THAT MAKE ME GAG,
I DON'T NEED YOUR UMBRELLA
OR THE LEATHER SHAVING BAG.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO LEAD YOU ON.
I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW.
I CAN'T AFFORD THE LAGERFELD,
SO WILL YOU LET ME GO!
BEWARE THE COLOGNE CLONE,
CIRCLE HIS COUNTER WITH CARE.
BEWARE THE COLOGNE CLONE,
HE WORKS ON COMMISSION I SWEAR.
BEWARE THE COLOGNE CLONE,
SHOPPER YOU'D BETTER BEWARE,
IF HE SEES YOU-
YOU HAVEN'T A PRAYER!
TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF ME
ARA-MISS THING!
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12. |
Boa, Boa, Boa!
04:43
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All Three
BOA...
Tracie:
IT MAKES ME LOOK SO CAMPY.
IT MAKES ME FEEL SO TRAMPY.
ZEIGFELD'S FAVORITE HO-A,
BOA, BOA, BOA.
BOA, BOA, BOA.
BOA, BOA, BO-A!
BOA...
Chuck:
IT MAKES ME FEEL SO FLASHY,
AND JUST A LITTLE TRASHY.
HOW THOSE FEATHERS BLOW-A,
BOA, BOA, BOA.
BOA, BOA, BOA.
BOA, BOA, BO-A!
BOA...
All Three:
PLUCKED. STRIPPED.
DYED. DIPPED.
BOA...
Ricky:
FOOFED AND FLUFFED AND SWIRLY,
I FEEL LIKE JOANNE WORLEY,
FROM THE (HEE -HEEEE) LAUGH-IN SHOW-A!
BOA, BOA, BOA.
BOA, BOA, BOA.
BOA, BOA, BO-A!
BOA...
All Three:
FROM HAWAII AND SAMOA,
EAGLE, EGRET, CROW-A,
THANK YOU MISTER NOAH,
FOR MY BOA, BOA, BOA...
PLUCKED. STRIPPED.
DYED. DIPPED.
BLOWN. CLIPPED.
SPRAYED.TIPPED.
BOA...
BOA...
(Instrumental dance break with the boas.)
WE KNOW THE TURKEY'S ARE PISSED,
BUT THE AUDIENCE CAN'T RESIST,
ROW AFTER- ROW AFTER
ROW AFTER ROW-A,
THEY'RE CALLIN' OUT FOR MO-A.
BOA! BOA! BOA!
BOA, BOA, BOA,
BOA, BOA, BO-A
BOA...
PLUCKED. STRIPPED.
DYED. DIPPED.
BLOWN. CLIPPED.
SPRAYED. TIPPED.
WRAPPED. SNIPPED,
PACKED. SHIPPED.
BOA...
BOA...
SHIMMER AND GLIMMER
AND GLOW-A
BOA...
IT'S JUST NOT A
CABARET SHOW-A
WITHOUT THE-
(Instrumental dance break with the boas.)
PLUCKED, STRIPPED,
DYED, DIPPED,
BLOWN, CLIPPED,
SPRAYED, TIPPED,
WRAPPED, SNIPPED,
PACKED, SHIPPED,
BOA...
BOA...
BOA!
**********************
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13. |
All That Glitters
02:37
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Tracie
DON’T BELIEVE ALL YOU’VE BEEN TOLD,
ALL THAT GLITTERS ISN’T GOLD.
IT MAY BE HARSH, IT MAY BE COLD,
BUT ALL THAT GLITTERS ISN’T GOLD.
IT MIGHT LOOK LIKE QUITE A PRIZE.
IT MAY TRY TO HYPNOTIZE.
A FAIRY TALE WRAPPED
IN A FALSE ILLUSION,
ENDING WITH THE SAME CONCLUSION.
SAVE YOURSELF FROM GRIEF UNTOLD.
SAVE FROM BEING BOUGHT AND SOLD.
DON’T BE BAMBOOZLED OR CAJOLED,
ALL THAT GLITTERS ISN’T GOLD.
PRECIOUS METALS, SHINEY JEWELS,
LIMOSINES AND SWIMMING POOLS.
IT MAY ALL LOOK QUITE ALLURING,
UNTIL IT’S NOT
AND IT ALL GETS BORING.
BENEATH THE SURFACE,
YOU WILL BEHOLD,
ALL THAT GLITTERS ISN’T GOLD.
EVEN CASTLES HAVE THEIR MOLD,
AND ALL THAT GLITTERS ISN’T GOLD
BELIEVE ME.
ALL THAT GLITTERS ISN’T -
ALL THAT GLITTERS...
ALL THAT GLITTERS ISN’T GOLD!
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