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Reunited Sister Act

by Chuck Sweeney

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From the musical revue Sophisticated Twinkees.
Bette & Joan together again!

lyrics

Jane:
SHE CAN HARDLY SING,
SHE SURE CAN’T DANCE,
HERE SHE IS-
MY SISTER BLANCHE,
IN OUR REUNITED SISTER ACT TONIGHT.

Blanche:
SHE’S QUITE A BITCH.
AND VERY BOLD,
JANE STILL THINKS
SHE’S SIX YEARS OLD,
IN OUR REUNITED SISTER ACT TONIGHT.

Jane:
MY HAIR WAS ALWAYS CURLIER.

Blanche:
YOUR HIPS WERE ALWAYS BURLIER.

Jane:
YOU FORGET WHAT I DID TO YOU EARLIER,
SHUT UP BITCH AND SING!

Blanche:
A HOLLYWOOD LEGEND-

Jane:
A HOLLYWOOD TRAMP-

Both:
PUT US TOGETHER AND WE SPELL CAMP,
IN OUR REUNITED SISTER ACT TONIGHT.

Blanche:
You know Bette, I thought Vivian Leigh was perfect in GONE WITH THE WIND.

Jane:
Is that so? Selznik promised that role to me—then gave it to Vivian Leigh! Tell me, how much preparation did you have to do for that role in STRAIGHT JACKET?

Blanche:
A helluva lot more than you had to do for your role in JEZEBEL!


Jane:
Is that a fact? Who taught you how to act Crawford, Madame Touseaud?

Blanche:
You know you’d be a lot prettier if you let those little bangs grow-

Jane:
And you’d be a lot more entertaining if you weren’t in that chair—
But you ARE in that chair Blanche, you ARE!!!!!

Blanche:
A HOLLYWOOD LEGEND-

Jane:
A HOLLYWOOD TRAMP-

Both:
PUT US TOGETHER AND WE SPELL CAMP
IN OUR REUNITED SISTER ACT TONIGHT!

Jane:
Say goodnight, Blanche.

Blanche:
(shouting through the duct tape.) Good night, Blanche.

Both:
IN OUR REUNITED SISTER ACT TONIGHT!
Ata girl!

credits

released December 8, 2020
Piano & arrangement: Michael Ogborn
Bette Davis & Joan Crawford courtesy of Chuck Sweeney
Drums: Todd Mecaughey

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Michael Ogborn New York, New York

This site is a platform for the work of American Musical Theatre Composer/playwright Michael Ogborn. Currently living in Philadelphia and working in New York City, Ogborn has had over 25 musicals and pantos produced
to date. New recordings are added regularly.

"Enjoy the variety and please visit my website at www.michaelogborn.com for archival photos and show information.Thank you very much!" ... more

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