LADIES

HERE COME THE LADIES,
THE WOMEN OF THE EIGHTIES.
AND WE ARE HAVIN’ OUR SAY.
WE STAND UNITED,
IT’S BEEN DECIDED.
AND WE AIN’T GOIN’ AWAY!
WE’VE BEEN WAITIN’ A LONG TIME,
AND NOW WE’RE UP IN YOUR FACE.
YOU KNOW THERE’S NEVER A WRONG TIME,
TO CLAIM YOUR RIGHTFUL PLACE.

TO THE PINNACLE!
TO THE MAXIMUM!
WHERE NOTHING CAN BREAK
OUR STRIDE.
ON THE PRECIPICE,
OF A MIRACLE!
ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE GREAT DIVIDE.
IN THE PANTHEON!
ON THE MOUNTAIN TOP!
WHERE THE MIGHTY
GUARD THEIR PRIDE.
THAT’S WHERE WE WILL BE,
MAKING HER-STORY!

KENNEDY
War cry!

LADIES

OH OH OH (AHH)
OH OH OH....

CARILLO
Aaaaaaaand the center pass. The Fur Trappers have the ball and its La Pierre to Kozlovski--Kozlovski to Lemieux- off the stick of Lemieux to Mackenzie- who takes a shot aaaaaaaaannnnndd SAVE BY Gonzalas! Now it’s Cox to Van Dyke- Saint Venison steals the ball and shoots it over to LaPierre. Cox takes it back sends to Banks who is blocked by Lemieux. Morgan now has the ball-- she’s about to shoot and Kozlovski moves in for the block OHHHHH fake out Morgan! Van Dyke takes control and it’s SHOT SAVE by Broduer!

SHIPLEY

IF YOU BELIEVE IT
THEY SAY YOU CAN ACHIEVE IT.
IT SOUNDS SO EASY TO DO.

THATCHER
Hello, Sports Authority...

SHIPLEY

THE SIMPLE FACT IS,
TO PUT IT INTO PRACTICE,
YOU GIVE THE DEVIL HIS DUE
.
THATCHER
I’d like to report a ringer!

SHIPLEY

WHATEVER FORCES PROPEL ME,
THE BATTLE RAGES ON,

THATCHER
Game in progress!

SHIPLEY

THE BOARD MAY VOTE TO EXPELL ME,
BUT ONLY AFTER I’VE GONE!

LADIES

TO THE PINNACLE!
MAXIMUM!
WHERE NOTHING CAN BREAK
OUR STRIDE.
ON THE PRECIPICE
OF A MIRACLE,
ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE GREAT DIVIDE.

SHIPLEY

ON THE MANTLE PIECE!
IN THE TROPHY CASE!

SHIPLEY & LADIES

WHERE THE MIGHTY
KEEP THEIR PRIDE.
THAT’S WHERE WE WILL BE,
MAKING HER-STORY!

(war cry Through heavy breathing.)

OH OH OH...
OH OH OH...
OH OH OH...

SHIPLEY
No. No no, no! Hey!!Maureen, look at me, honey. You freakin‘ got this and you know it!! Use your right angles! And keep low. The rest of you, take control. Open up a shooting lane. Let the Strokanovs‘ give us a little taste of the old country.

LADIES

COACH!

SHIPLEY

Leave everything you’ve got all on the field. We are in it to win it! Go! Go! GO!!!

LADIES

COACH!
CARILLO
Aaaaaaaaaaannd it’s the center pass. The Appaloosas have the ball --they’re opening up a shooting lane and it’s Van Dyke in control. Katia Strokanov blocks Lindross, Ivana B. Strokanov takes out Lemieux. Katia Strokanov body checks Kozlovski - Ivana B. Stokanov punishing Saint Venison- Katia Strokanov overpowers Lapierre. Ladies and Gentlemen, talk about about your sister act! With five seconds left-Van Dyke still in control-- the field is wide open and it’s shot aaaaand SAVE BY BRODUER!!! And that ends the first half of this World Championship game! But wait!
There seems to be some commotion towards the stadium holding cells. We haven’t seen this court room opened since “the great bra burning of 1971”. I’ll keep you abreast of all breaking news.