Gavin

PLAYING IN THE DIRT,
IN A LITTLE PLEATED SKIRT.
WHACKING AT A RUBBER BALL,
NOT AFRAID TO TRIP AND FALL,
BABY, DON’T GET HURT.

BRUISES ON YOUR SHIN,
STITCHES IN YOUR CHIN.
TO YOUR ALMA MATER TRUE
GOIN’ FOR THE W,
GIRLS, I HOPE YOU WIN.
YOU’VE GOT CONTROL OF ME,
YOU’VE TAKEN HOLD OF ME,
ALL THE TIME YOU’RE
INCONCEIVABLY,
ABSOLUTELY,
UNBELIEVABLY-

FIELD HOCKET HOT!
INSURMOUNTABLY,
FIELD HOCKEY HOT!
UNDENIABLY,
FIELD HOCKEY HOT!
I’LL BE YOUR FORGET ME NOT.
GIRL, YOU’RE SO FIELD HOCKEY HOT.

(The girls enter in costume style uniforms. Not at all the real thing. They appear in the style of the Robert Palmer models that and sing along in his music videos.)

Ladies
NOT AFRAID OF MUD.
NOT AFRAID OF BLOOD.

Gavin
PUSHING HARD TO BEAT THE CLOCK.
BENDING DOWN TO FIX YOUR SOCK.
LET ME BE YOUR STUD!
YOU DON’T USE A TRACE
OF MAKE UP ON YOUR FACE.
STILL YOU GOT THAT IVORY GLOW
THE OTHER GIRLS WILL NEVER KNOW,
I LONG FOR YOUR EMBRACE.

AND GIRL YOU HAVEN’T GOT A CLUE,
EXACTLY WHAT IT IS YOU DO
TO BOYS LIKE ME. .
GIRL, I THINK IT’S SO UNFAIR,
YOU NEVER SEEM TO STOP AND STARE
AT BOYS LIKE ME...
COULD IT BE YOU JUST DON’T CARE
FOR BOYS LIKE ME.
BOYS LIKE ME.

Mogo & Ladies

(MOGO and the LADIES ENTER into his fantasy they join in with the underlined words and phrases.)

I’M HERE TO TELL YOU THERE’S NO GREATER THRILL,
THAN THE TWO ON ONE SHOT BLOCKING DRILL.
MY IDEA OF HAVING SOME FUN,
IS AN ALL OUT FULL GEAR LADDER RUN.
NOW, IT’S NOT FOR THE TIMID.
AND IT’S NOT FOR THE MEEK.
IT’S A GAME THAT DEMANDS
YOU HAVE A WARRIOR STREAK.
BECAUSE YOU DON’T STOP
UNTIL YOU FINALLY SCORE,
BUT THEN THE GAME IS OVER
YOU STILL WANT MORE.
LIVING IN A WORLD OF DIVE AND STUFF,
I CAN’T STOP TIL I GET ENOUGH!

Gavin
NUTHIN’ BETTER THAN A FIELD FULL OF CHICKS,
WIELDING THOSE WEIRD LOOKING FIELD HOCKEY STICKS.

Gavin & Ladies
FIELD HOCKET HOT!

WHITNEY
I’m coming for you!

GAVIN & LADIES
FIELD HOCKEY HOT!

BANKS
I wanna get you drunk.

GAVIN & LADIES
FIELD HOCKEY HOT!

VAN DYKE
AAAALLLOOOOOWWWOOOOOOO (Cat purr) PRRRRRRRRRRR!

GAVIN & LADIES
FIELD HOCKEY HOT!

KENNEDY
I’m crazy for you!

GAVIN & LADIES
FIELD HOCKEY HOT!

STROKANOV I & II
(Russian trash talk each followed by punctuated YA!)

ALL
FIELD HOCKEY HOT!
INSURMOUNTABLY,
FIELD HOCKEY HOT!
UNDENIABLY,
FIELD HOCKEY HOT!
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